February 2012
33 posts
Fuck it all
no more Facebook or twitter.
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Naked in my kitchen
I feel like like a bus hit me. Well; more like one of those short busses that the fucking gimps and tards take to school. Somehow I totally trashed my house, but in the bright side u made like almost $100 jerking off like a whore on my webcam. I have so much homework to fucking do and am looking forward to cleaning my house tonight, but I have to because Geo is coming over after school and we are...
Sleeping is for breeders
I’m bored and it’s dark out and super foggy. I feel like I should be tearing shit up right now.
January 2012
14 posts
WatchHigh Quality VHS in Chemistry Lecture. All this modern technology like VCRs scares me. Oh god I think I see a laser disc. I’m going to cry myself to sleep.
Lame
Someone needs to come rescue me so I’m not watching tv withy mother.
Happiness Is A Warm Gun
My kitchen table is covered in make up; Turbo Pussy is in the middle of it all sleeping on a gun. Sometimes I feel like a hillbilly transvestite, but I usually just think he is going to kill me in my sleep.
Brit PopRocks
Every time Oasis plays I have an overwhelming compulsion to educate everyone about how much better Blur is. Without Blur Brit Pop would exist as we know it. Stupid fucking tossers need to learn their music.
Fuck You Guatalamala!!!
Spending the night with SamMmy before she leaves for a year to teach English to some random ass Central American children. I wonder how long until she gets kidnapped or surprise-sexed.
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I'm really not a Nazi
So I just bought a bunch of German workbooks so I can become fluent again.
I am way to excited about sushi for lunch. I hope I don’t get a boner like I did at the Burberry store…