Someone needs to come rescue me so I’m not watching tv withy mother.

Someone must buy this for me right now!!

Turbo Pussy is a amazing!!! (Taken with instagram)

My kitchen table is covered in make up; Turbo Pussy is in the middle of it all sleeping on a gun. Sometimes I feel like a hillbilly transvestite, but I usually just think he is going to kill me in my sleep.

It’s like the last supper, but it’s breakfast. Although she’s a Jew, she sure as hell ain’t no Jesus. I think I’ll pretend to be Judas and sell her to Guatemala. Oh wait…

What the fuck (Taken with instagram)

Every time Oasis plays I have an overwhelming compulsion to educate everyone about how much better Blur is. Without Blur Brit Pop would exist as we know it. Stupid fucking tossers need to learn their music.

We are not alcoholics; we from Illinois.

This reminds me of my brother and I.

Spending the night with SamMmy before she leaves for a year to teach English to some random ass Central American children. I wonder how long until she gets kidnapped or surprise-sexed.